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An instant legend: Guest pastor, during children's time, asked the children what they think God is like. After a few typical answers, pastor asks if they think God might be at all like a mother hen.

Teenage chicken owner immediately responds, emphatically, "No! Mother chickens are mean and nasty!"

To be fair, pastor did manage to recover! Reached an agreement that they are aggressive in defense of their chicks, so to the chicks they are in fact godlike!