challenge

So, on Whose Line Is It, one of my favorite bits is when they set a scene up for three actors. Two of them have only two things they're allowed to say (different lines for each of the two).

Anybody want to help turn it into a church pledge drive skit?

Possible lines include "Hallelujah, sister!"; "Maybe we should check with the trustees first" ; "but we've never done it that way"; and "we're gonna need a lot of cheese puffs for that." (That last is a bit of a local in-joke; our church children consume cheese puffs by the case.)