Fun with titles

Last night a volunteer at church emailed me asking that I revise a paragraph about the church music program, which still referenced my predecessor. I sent back the revision with a note that it's not clear to me what my title actually is-- the job description to which I responded said "Minister of Music" but folk tend to refer to me as "Director of Music."

Gail responded apologetically, and then asked what title I wanted-- she'd gladly give me any title I wanted. I responded, "Grand Musical Wizard!"

Because Gail has a sense of humor, the rough draft lists me as Grand Musical Wizard. When someone notices, she'll clarify what actual title should be there.