kayre: (Default)
[personal profile] kayre
During choir tonight, one of the directors glared at the altos, who were talking among themselves while said director was trying to... well, direct. The following dialogue transpired:
Alto: Oh, I’m sorry! This is what happens when I play bridge all afternoon!
Soprano: How many cups of coffee did you have?
Alto: About ten.
Soprano: That explains a lot! How many rubbers did you win?
Alto: Only one! It was really frustrating!
Basses: *muttermuttermutter*
Soprano, indignantly: It’s a bridge term!
*pause*
Mass hysteria ensues.

Profile

kayre: (Default)
kayre

April 2026

S M T W T F S
   12 34
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
2627282930  

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Apr. 21st, 2026 04:10 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios