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[kayre]

I’d be embarrassed to put my name in a byline above a first sentence like this: “When George Steinbrenner slipped David Wells a contract between the cleavage of two cheeseburgers at a Florida burger joint last Christmas, The Boss had no idea his pet pitcher would be hurling with the Yankees' season on the line this soon in October.”

(whole article here.... it doesn’t get much better.)