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May. 21st, 2003 10:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kayreMy church has just voted to buy 7 1/2 acres adjacent to our current property, mostly because the new property fronts onto the Big Highway behind us. Lots of long-term plans, but the only immediate use for the property will be to put a big sign out next to the Big Highway, and a driveway from there to the current parking lot.
So we’re going to have an 800-foot long driveway winding through the woods. I’m thinking that this just begs for some Burma-Shave-style signs. Any of you creative types have some suggestions? If you’re not Christian, so much the better. I don’t want rhymes that are offensively evangelical ... I’d love some rhymes that would leave YOU smiling if you had to, say, deliver a package to the church office.
Fun clean rhymes may well be used, if we get permission. Off-color ones will probably be passed around at choir practice :)
So we’re going to have an 800-foot long driveway winding through the woods. I’m thinking that this just begs for some Burma-Shave-style signs. Any of you creative types have some suggestions? If you’re not Christian, so much the better. I don’t want rhymes that are offensively evangelical ... I’d love some rhymes that would leave YOU smiling if you had to, say, deliver a package to the church office.
Fun clean rhymes may well be used, if we get permission. Off-color ones will probably be passed around at choir practice :)
